A Letter to Santa About Redneck Trump Voters
Dear Santa,
A lot of us are being held hostage by redneck Trump voters? Are you scratching your beard yet? Well, consider this-
When that dope (Trump) campaigned he latched onto the word wall like a cat goes after catnip. The man is nuts- crazy- insane. To make it worse, a lot of people who voted for him are nuts too, not all but a lot. Would you believe it Santa, they don't want people to have Medicare For All yet they want to build a stupid-
idiotic...
waste of a wall that people will get over anyway. I don't get it Santa. They believe this blabbermouth that the wall will solve all of their problems yet these idiots don't want to do the same jobs that the migrants do. Fruit is rotting on the vine- prices are skyrocketing- a lot of farmers are losing money yet somehow, someway they think that this stupid wall will make everything okay.
Now, I bet I'm giving you a headache, huh?
Here's the other thing, Santa- butterflies are going to be in even more trouble because of this. People can't get it through their heads how important they are too. I mean, Santa, I know this is a lot but you are the man. Can you do something to wake people up? Thanks Santa.
Big Meows,
Smokey
A lot of us are being held hostage by redneck Trump voters? Are you scratching your beard yet? Well, consider this-
When that dope (Trump) campaigned he latched onto the word wall like a cat goes after catnip. The man is nuts- crazy- insane. To make it worse, a lot of people who voted for him are nuts too, not all but a lot. Would you believe it Santa, they don't want people to have Medicare For All yet they want to build a stupid-
idiotic...
waste of a wall that people will get over anyway. I don't get it Santa. They believe this blabbermouth that the wall will solve all of their problems yet these idiots don't want to do the same jobs that the migrants do. Fruit is rotting on the vine- prices are skyrocketing- a lot of farmers are losing money yet somehow, someway they think that this stupid wall will make everything okay.
Now, I bet I'm giving you a headache, huh?
Here's the other thing, Santa- butterflies are going to be in even more trouble because of this. People can't get it through their heads how important they are too. I mean, Santa, I know this is a lot but you are the man. Can you do something to wake people up? Thanks Santa.
Big Meows,
Smokey
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